Is it too much to ask

Is it too much to ask...

To request a refund on pistachio shells that are un-crackable??  I have nearly lost a fingernail just to taste the sweet crunch of a pistachio.

To wear my wedding dress to work?  Only getting to wear it for one day will just not do. If casual Friday exists, surely there is a way to make formal Wednesdays catch on.

To have it be socially acceptable to pluck my eyebrows anywhere and anytime I feel the need.  Under the bright lights in Old Navy.  Sitting at my desk.  In the car (passenger seat, of COURSE!  a wee bit dangerous, but ultimately very rewarding).

To drink wine out of a pint glass.  Come on.  I know I am going to drink more than one glass.  And this way it gets to be a perfectly delicious temperature.

To have my misophonia self-diagnosis taken seriously.  If you don't think it's legit, just try chewing around me.  Nope, no...I take that back.   Please don't.

So is it too much to ask?  Is it??