How to feel like you are drinking a delicious porter at work:
Get a cup of black coffee
Let it cool
Take a sip and hold it in your mouth for a second
(this part is crucial) Tell yourself, "This porter is kind of strong but soooo good!"
(bonus step) Hold your breath for as long as possible and you will feel like you have a (short) buzz
That is how you feel like you are drinking beer at work. It's so easy!!!
In other news, I only washed my hair once this week, and I believe it was a successful venture as no one has asked me if I am homeless. I already high-fived myself, practically every morning, so you can hang on to your high-five. Who's cool!
Looking forward to a Saturday of sleeping in, a Sunday of cornhole at Pateros Creek, and then a holiday week where I hope to bake my very first Dutch Apple pie and learn to knit a cowl scarf. If that doesn't sound cozy then I don't know what does!!
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