Do you ever pop a Tums because you need something sweet and that's all you have?
Do you ever think you need to stop reading stay-at-home mom blogs, because that will prevent post-maternity leave breakdowns?
Do you ever force yourself to drink plain ol' green tea, and with every sip you think...if only this had honey...and ice...and maybe some mint...
Do you ever start a new job, and one of the default settings on your new computer is to have Bing set your desktop background image each day, and one day the image is a nasty turtle staring at you, and you google how to get rid of it because you don't like reptiles perping on you, but can't figure it out, so you open a billion windows so you won't have to look at said turtle?
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